I know that since Edie died you are the top hen. Everyone knows you are super tough and nobody (not even myself) should dare mess with you. I just ask that you please stop crowing like a rooster at 6:30am. While I support you in whatever gender choice you are making, roosters are illegal in NYC. So far our neighbors have found humor in this situation, but I doubt that will last long.
So if you don’t want to move to the country, please stop crowing. Don’t deny it either, I recorded part of your song yesterday and this video is my proof.
Your humble servant